Hello there, YOUR NAME HERE. Today we are going to play mad libs. I went on a VERB today, it was really ADJECTIVE! After I was done VERB-ing, I decided to go to RESTURAUNT NAME with PERSON's NAME. We ate a bunch of TYPE OF FOOD and then decided to VERB.
You get my point right? Unfinished script, forgot to replace text with player name variable, classic dialogue scripting mistake. Freshman year repeat? (I can't say much because I don't script, but as such I shouldn't know how to fix a scripting issue in dialogue that DeNA messed up... hahaha....)